| Cat
Phrase |
Translation |
| miaowbu |
Feed
me. |
| meeow |
Pet
me. |
| mrooww |
I love
you. |
| Miioo-oo-oo |
I am
in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge.
Don't wait up. |
| mrow |
I feel
like making noise. |
| rrrow-mawww |
Please,
the time is come to tidy the cat box. |
| rrrow-miawww |
I have
remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as
far out of the box as was practical. |
| miaowmiaow |
Play
with me. |
| Miaowmioaw |
Have
you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room? |
| mioawmioaw |
Since
I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what
happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of
furniture. |
| raowwwww |
I
think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of
my anatomy. |
| mrowwwww |
I am
now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did
not return with me from that visit to the vet. |
| Roww-maww-roww |
I am
so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full
of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and
attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen. |
| gakk-ak-ak |
My
digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever
could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the
carpeting. |
| mow |
Snuggling
is a good idea. |
| moww |
Shedding
is pretty good, too. |
| mowww! |
I was
enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry
until you removed me so unkindly. |
| Miaow!
Miaow! |
I have
discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body
through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer
filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more
difficult to navigate. |
| Mraakk! |
Oh,
small bird! Please come over here. |
| ssssRoww! |
I
believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar animal. |
| mmmrowmmm |
It is
certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught
yourself. |
| mmmmmmm |
If I
sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be
satisfied. |
| Mreoaw |
Please
ask room service to send up another can of tunafish. |
| Mreeeow |
Do you
serve catnip with that? |
| mroow |
I have
forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How'm
I doin? |
| Miaooww!
Mriaow! |
Since
you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand
the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue. |
